captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.

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nerdgeekdorkyes:

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
(Moooooordor)

Had to reblog this hah

nerdgeekdorkyes:

briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor

(Moooooordor)

Had to reblog this hah

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megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.

(via queer-normative)

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starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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“Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.”
—  Éponine, Book IV (via graintaire)

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8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

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thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

image

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thranduils-queen:

can the wine erase the memories. can it wash away the tears unshed

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flomation:

flomation:

7 hours ago · 14,265 notes · Source

I Will Follow You Into the Dark
by JoshuaSaundersMusic

lamestagrams:

Death Cab For Cutie - Music box version. 

(I really wanted to share this one because it’s my favourite, credit

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cheekboners:

That moment when you realize that David Tennant is one of us.

This is the best thing that has ever happened.

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hinasquirrel:

smoteymote:

okng:

c-dra:

lychii-tea:

delicatepysches:

prettysure-athousand-is-anumber:


THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.


did karkat write this

Reblogging just for that beautiful story.

Oh my god.  This is the most beautiful & romantic thing my eyes have ever seen. <3

There are actual tears in my eyes on how romantic I have found this to be.

OH MAN.  I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.


I read this to my love, we laughed so hard.

hinasquirrel:

smoteymote:

okng:

c-dra:

lychii-tea:

delicatepysches:

prettysure-athousand-is-anumber:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

did karkat write this

Reblogging just for that beautiful story.

Oh my god.  This is the most beautiful & romantic thing my eyes have ever seen. <3

There are actual tears in my eyes on how romantic I have found this to be.

OH MAN.  I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.

I read this to my love, we laughed so hard.

9 hours ago · 521,077 notes

hinasquirrel:

p41g3r4nk1n:

moripart-y:

thedstrider:

thinmedic22:

Claire’s is a hair and accessory boutique for little girls. Apparently they are now selling these “real looking scars”. This is messed up.

alright guys we all flipped over Anna Rexiathis is literally a children to teen store convincing people scars are “cool and hip” and self harm and depression are trendswe need to stop it

OKAY FOLLOWERSIF YOU BELIEVE THIS SHOULD BE STOPPED(WHICH I’M SERIOUSLY HOPING YOU ALL DO)THEN SIGN THIS PETITION!134 people have signed this. Only 134.We need to stop this shit.Spread this like wildfire - get as many people to sign this petition as possible.Because this is appalling.

Please just…theres like 400 of you. Just…
PLEASE.

Ok, so… a simple google search and I found waffles at noon which is a good website to figure out hoaxes.  Ladies and gentlemen, this is a hoax.
First, here is the link to the site: http://wafflesatnoon.com/2012/07/10/is-claires-selling-emo-scars/
Now I will explain why it is fake!
1.) Ignore the picture and look at the grammar.  ”simply wet and lay on you arm” …. on you arm. 
2.) The picture, Notice how the right side looks like individual scars, is the left one a sleeve? You think Claire’s would literally have you wet your arm and put that whole arm? BTW looks like it’s for lefty’s! (SERIOUSLY? AUGH) Dx&lt;
3.) When you go to the mall, look up at the Claire’s sign… it doesn’t look like this.. This is a copy from the old add and if you look at the picture of the old logo, there are a few minor differences (mostly around the “a”) that show that this was a poor recreation.4.) Finally I want to point out that the scares themselves are pink and purple…. When I accidently cut my hand at work, I DON’T BLEED THOSE COLORS!
So there you go, click the link and learn, reblog this info because it scares a lot of people.  I was confused too, that’s why I do my research! 
Breathe, go have some tea, play a video game, the world is bad but it isn’t this bad.  I promise! 

hinasquirrel:

p41g3r4nk1n:

moripart-y:

thedstrider:

thinmedic22:

Claire’s is a hair and accessory boutique for little girls. Apparently they are now selling these “real looking scars”. This is messed up.

alright guys we all flipped over Anna Rexia
this is literally a children to teen store convincing people scars are “cool and hip” and self harm and depression are trends
we need to stop it

OKAY FOLLOWERS
IF YOU BELIEVE THIS SHOULD BE STOPPED
(WHICH I’M SERIOUSLY HOPING YOU ALL DO)
THEN SIGN THIS PETITION!
134 people have signed this. 
Only 134.

We need to stop this shit.
Spread this like wildfire - get as many people to sign this petition as possible.
Because this is appalling.

Please just…theres like 400 of you. Just…

PLEASE.

Ok, so… a simple google search and I found waffles at noon which is a good website to figure out hoaxes.  Ladies and gentlemen, this is a hoax.

First, here is the link to the site: http://wafflesatnoon.com/2012/07/10/is-claires-selling-emo-scars/

Now I will explain why it is fake!

1.) Ignore the picture and look at the grammar.  ”simply wet and lay on you arm” …. on you arm. 

2.) The picture, Notice how the right side looks like individual scars, is the left one a sleeve? You think Claire’s would literally have you wet your arm and put that whole arm? BTW looks like it’s for lefty’s! (SERIOUSLY? AUGH) Dx<

3.) When you go to the mall, look up at the Claire’s sign… it doesn’t look like this.. This is a copy from the old add and if you look at the picture of the old logo, there are a few minor differences (mostly around the “a”) that show that this was a poor recreation.

4.) Finally I want to point out that the scares themselves are pink and purple…. When I accidently cut my hand at work, I DON’T BLEED THOSE COLORS!

So there you go, click the link and learn, reblog this info because it scares a lot of people.  I was confused too, that’s why I do my research! 

Breathe, go have some tea, play a video game, the world is bad but it isn’t this bad.  I promise! 

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